SKANK YANKER #4#

Birthday and Zodiac: September 12th, VIRGO

Quote: "Dry-humpin' gives ugly people a good-lookin' chance."

Likes: Slow men, fast women...

Dislikes: Fast men, slow women...

Tunes Before a Bout: Whatever the opposing teammate listens to because I stole that junk.

Favorite Position on the Track: Lodged deep in the keester of an opposing player.

Bio: Fell out of a grate in the ceiling and here I am.